Toasting Ploitical Christians

topic posted Mon, June 12, 2006 - 7:37 PM by  offlinePuckerButt
Here's to The Moral Majority,
Apostles of Hatred and Fear...
As I watched Jerry Fallwell on TV last night,
I knew that the Anti-Christ was here.

The Golden Rule he has turned into Lead:
Now it only reads "Do Unto Others".
He wants to insure we have Crosses to bear
And supports laws to repress his Brothers.

His Dogma oozed out like Puss from Christ's Wounds
Reeking of Bigotry and Malice.
I'm certain his Holy Rituals produce
Vomit from Wine in his Chalice.
posted by:
PuckerButt
Seattle

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