Man, did you see Michael Jackson's mug shot?

topic posted Thu, November 20, 2003 - 8:42 PM by  Adolf
Sweet, buttery Christ, he looks like hell!

I mean, as a recovering King Of The World myself, I've had my bad periods since '45 (I haven't talked about it much in my journal, but I was way into the disco scene in the 1970's, and living just a short plane ride from Manny Noriega's place at the time, let's say I had my moments...), but nothing that made me go nuts at the plastic surgeon's office. Jinkies.
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Adolf
  • Re: Man, did you see Michael Jackson's mug shot?

    Thu, November 20, 2003 - 8:45 PM
    Wow. Did any pictures survive from your disco era? I think one of those would make a killer retro t-shirt!
    • Re: Man, did you see Michael Jackson's mug shot?

      Thu, November 20, 2003 - 8:53 PM
      There are a few pictures in my archive, Jamie, but merch is such a tough thing for me, because if I have too high of a financial profile, then the IRS gets nosy, and before you know it, the Simon Weisenthal Society are at my door again with clubs and torches. I kind of like the area of the world I'm living in at the moment, so I try to keep my nose clean. Sure, I post online, but who's going to believe that I'm actually who I say I am on here?

      If The Dead tour again next year, maybe I can pack a trunk full of shirts and travel with them, make some money that way, but I just can't get into the music, so I'm not sure if I want to spend an entire summer around it.
      • Re: Man, did you see Michael Jackson's mug shot?

        Thu, November 20, 2003 - 8:56 PM
        That's a good point. You don't need any international incidents!

        I'll shelve my "Disco Hitler... SWEET BUTTERY CHRIST" shirt idea. Someday, somewhere it will work...

        *Dreams the not-so-american-as-canadian dream*
        • Re: Man, did you see Michael Jackson's mug shot?

          Thu, November 20, 2003 - 9:07 PM
          Ha, that's funny stuff, young man. Flattered that you'd think of using your wonderful catchphrase in conjunction with my poorly-attired visage.

          I think I'm going to go grab some Fudge Stripes, give the new Cyndi Lauper album a listen, and relax. Have a good night, pigdog!

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