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Toasting Ploitical Christians

PuckerButt — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:37:02 GMT

Here's to The Moral Majority,
Apostles of Hatred and Fear...
As I watched Jerry Fallwell on TV last night,
I knew that the Anti-Christ was here.

The Golden Rule he has turned into Lead:
Now it only reads "Do Unto Others".
He wants to insure we have Crosses to bear
And supports laws to repress his Brothers.

His Dogma oozed out like Puss from Christ's Wounds
Reeking of Bigotry and Malice.
I'm certain his Holy Rituals produce
Vomit from Wine in his Chalice.

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jesus gives great head....

angryamerican — Sat, 05 Nov 2005 02:56:20 GMT

seriously......no teeth.

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I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!

Thu, 18 Mar 2004 07:49:44 GMT

Have you tried the new low-cal "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus" breadspread? It's made with pure partially hydrogenated oils, trans fats and holy water! Eat this stuff, and you'll be going to heaven EARLY to see Sweet Buttery Christ!

You can find it in your local grocer's dairy case. Try it today! =)

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I like Jesus best...

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 21:11:41 GMT

on a stick, dipped in chocolate.

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So, you guys..."Elvis Presley" just added me to his network.

Adolf — Wed, 03 Dec 2003 15:27:12 GMT

http://cluster.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2Cpcard%2CPeopleCard.vm?personid=df2beeb9-5c4f-49f7-b82a-97d171ce26f0&_click_path=Application%5Btribe%5D.Person%5Bdf2beeb9-5c4f-49f7-b82a-97d171ce26f0%5D

I'm not sure if it's really him. What do you think?

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Man, did you see Michael Jackson's mug shot?

Adolf — Fri, 21 Nov 2003 04:42:25 GMT

Sweet, buttery Christ, he looks like hell!

I mean, as a recovering King Of The World myself, I've had my bad periods since '45 (I haven't talked about it much in my journal, but I was way into the disco scene in the 1970's, and living just a short plane ride from Manny Noriega's place at the time, let's say I had my moments...), but nothing that made me go nuts at the plastic surgeon's office. Jinkies.

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If you think The Buttery One is cool...

Mon, 17 Nov 2003 00:23:50 GMT

Check out this bitchin' martyr!

http://scottcrawford.tribe.net

:D

-S

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So I was at Circuit City the other day...

Adolf — Fri, 07 Nov 2003 14:44:49 GMT

Thankfully, I figured out Jen's new schedule so I don't have to run into her when I go there. Anyway, I was in the hardware section, just browsing around, and I saw these new Plextor 8X DVD burners! I yelled out "SWEET BUTTERY CHRIST!" in the middle of the store. A few people looked at me kind of funny, but man, think about that! I could make MAD backups of that new Teen Titans cartoon with a device like that!

I've gotta say, though...I'm a little disappointed that the cartoon's not set up so they can do "The Judas Contract" in it. That was one compelling piece of writing.

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